I got Bri and Drati to be friends! Bri thought Drati hated her, and Drati thought Bri hated HER... So it was all a mis- a mis- a misconcep- They were both wrong. Reno would be proud...

I got Bri and Drati to be friends! Bri thought Drati hated her, and Drati thought Bri hated HER... So it was all a mis- a mis- a misconcep- They were both wrong. Reno would be proud...

Odie... Odie is cute. He'll let me pick him up and toss him around. But he tried to jump off my leg, and I had to stop him... Ouch, it was painful. I've been drawing a lot recently. I have a whole topic in the art lounge at BMG where I put all my drawings in. It's amazing.

Touch me with your, tainted love! Your tainted love! With your, tainted love!

Josey, a girl from school, has been playing with my feet. That may sound sick, but I don't let her take my socks off. I just don't think my feet are ready for that commitment. And also Josey's been trying to get me to go out. IN THE HOLIDAYS! (Bam bam BAM!) But not only that, WITH TOWNIES! (BAM BAM BAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!) Damnit, I don't look hard enough, I don't like throwing stuff at little kids, I don't smoke, I'm crap at football (soccer), what should I do? Stay in? Don't be absurd... This is ME I'm talking about. I'll stay in and write a story. About a little boy with talking feet. For Joesy. Who's scary.

OH MY GOD! This is terrible. Damn you James Regent! He went to Ohio, and DIDN'T SING THE SONG! He also fell asleep on his ex. Eew! GIRLS ARE ICKY!

Phil says: When in Ohio, do as Brak does.

Gawd I'm bored... I'm gonna... Do something. With my hair. So I won't be so ugly. Yeah right. Like I can be arsed to even comb my hair... Yeah. I think the morning look suits me. Shame girls don't.

Listening to: Beck
Talking to: James Regent! >=O
Just been on: James' blog.
Pissed off with: Bri, for saying she should name the dead kitten Nike.

GM talked to me! (Oooh aah gasp)

You know when people haven't said anything to anybody for ages, and they go grey, GM was grey. So I says to 'im: I sometimes wonder if your away or just not talking to people. So he says: ...

And he isn't grey! That's wot yous gets fer bein's a monkey.

It's a long long story....
It was a cold dark night..
I was lying in bed, reading Run Spot Run.
When a spectral image of GM appeared and started wanking in front of me!
I puked up, and ran away...
I was running though the street in nothing but a pair of boxers.
I slammed into a lamp post, and got knocked out.
When I woke up, everything was dark.
I heard GM's voice...
"Hello Owen. I think you need a checkup."
I heard the slap of rubber gloves.
I started struggling, when I felt something climbing on my chest.
It was Goldie! My faithful dead hamster!
She bit through the chains, and I suddenly found a sword in my hand.
GM laughed evilly.
"Young Owen, how dare you try to defeat me."
I jumped up, and kicked open a trap door in the ceiling.
Climbing out, Goldie squeaked, and ran off east.
I started following.
"Come back here you little git!"
Screamed GM.
I ran faster, rain started pattering against my naked body.
I held my sword in my hand, and turned around.
"GM, I'm ready for you."
GM spat on my naked shoulder.
"Foolish child..."
I sliced him accross the chest.
Then I saw Nike's spectral form appear in front of me!
"Owen, you must escape from here! He is too strong for you now, but one day you will defeat him!"
I blinked and was teleported back in my bed....
My mice were pressed up against the side of there cage looking at me.
THE END

Faiku Owen: !
MuSaShI DaWg 69: !
Faiku Owen: :0
Faiku Owen: Fancy a shag now?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I'm eating pizza. =P
Faiku Owen: After your pizza?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: sure. why not
Faiku Owen: :-)
Faiku Owen: Can I have some?
Faiku Owen: *Offers Jess some of his pringles*
MuSaShI DaWg 69: sure.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: what kind of Pringles? :-)
Faiku Owen: I got plain and paprika.
Faiku Owen: :-)
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I have cheese pizza.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
Faiku Owen: I like cheese pizza. :-) It's the best!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: yeah :-)
MuSaShI DaWg 69: its the only kind I can eat.
Faiku Owen: Why?
Faiku Owen: :-(
MuSaShI DaWg 69: and the mushroom kind.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: cos everything else had meat on it.
Faiku Owen: Aaw...
Faiku Owen: Your a vegeterian? :-)
MuSaShI DaWg 69: Jess no like meat ;;
MuSaShI DaWg 69: yeah
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
Faiku Owen: I don't eat products of pigs but....
MuSaShI DaWg 69: your a everythingbutnotpigstarian :-)
Faiku Owen: Yeah.
Faiku Owen: :-)
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I don't eat pigs either.
Faiku Owen: I wouldn't mind being a vegetarian, apart from tuna... ;.;
MuSaShI DaWg 69: aw
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I think you can be a vegetarian and still be able to eat sea food O_o
MuSaShI DaWg 69: only not eat land dwelling animals.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I'm not like that tho
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
Faiku Owen: O_o
Faiku Owen: Why?
Faiku Owen: Fish have feelings too!
Faiku Owen: ;.;
MuSaShI DaWg 69: exactly
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I dun eat sea food
MuSaShI DaWg 69: anything that was once an animal I do not eat.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
Faiku Owen: Shall I live on tuna jacket potatoes, chicken curry, chicken and potatoes, and eggs?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: and they have these special vegetarian cheese burgers!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: they're really good.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I'm eating one now :-)
Faiku Owen: They taste nice.
Faiku Owen: :-)
MuSaShI DaWg 69: hmm
MuSaShI DaWg 69: you should
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
Faiku Owen: Ok!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
Faiku Owen: But what about mcdonalds?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: yucky place.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I've never had a chicken nugget.
Faiku Owen: Neither have I.
Faiku Owen: XP
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I've never had a cheeseberger either.
Faiku Owen: Good for you.
Faiku Owen: :-)
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
Faiku Owen: I'm gonna become a semi vegiterian!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
MuSaShI DaWg 69: good Owen.
Faiku Owen: :-) Thanks.
Faiku Owen: Finished your pizza yet?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: nope.
Faiku Owen: Is it deep pan?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I dunno.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I got it at Pizza Hut.
Faiku Owen: Is it thick?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: nah.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: its stuffed crust!
Faiku Owen: !
Faiku Owen: Yay!
Faiku Owen: :-)
Faiku Owen: I don't like stuffed crust. :-)
Me and Jess were having a nice talk about food...

WHEN

MuSaShI DaWg 69: GM's trying to get me to strip for him =-O
MuSaShI DaWg 69: XD
MuSaShI DaWg 69: LE was trying to get me to also.
Faiku Owen: o.o;;
Faiku Owen: There nasty.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: maybe/
Faiku Owen: If they want a laugh they should try to get Bri to strip...
Faiku Owen: :-)
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
Faiku Owen: *Trys to get GM to get Bri to strpi*
Faiku Owen: Folken FA: --; NO!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: XD!
Faiku Owen: I wonder why not...
Faiku Owen: :-\
Faiku Owen: Folken FA: MuSaShI DaWg 69: *strips for Folken*
Faiku Owen: =-O
Faiku Owen: JESS!
Faiku Owen: Is it true? ;.;
Faiku Owen: *Shakes Jess*
MuSaShI DaWg 69: what
Faiku Owen: JESS? ARE YOU ALIVE? =-O
Faiku Owen: Did you really strip for GM?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: so what if I did?
Faiku Owen: He's a bad person!
Faiku Owen: He's just abusing you for your pom poms!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: all Owen thinks about is pom poms.
Faiku Owen: All GM thinks about is pom pom's! =-O
Faiku Owen: You've been brainwashed!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: o_o;
Faiku Owen: GM's brainwashed you with his monkeys!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: =-O
Faiku Owen: WHY DOES IT HAPPEN TO THE GOOD PEOPLE? ;.;
MuSaShI DaWg 69: THAT MEANS
MuSaShI DaWg 69: YOUR NEXT
MuSaShI DaWg 69: =-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O
Faiku Owen: Nope, I can resist his evil nut swinging!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I doubt it.
Faiku Owen: I just won't be able to stop laughing at the size.
Faiku Owen: :-)
MuSaShI DaWg 69: why would you be looking at them in the first place? O_O
Faiku Owen: He'd be trying to hyptonize me with them.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: right.
Faiku Owen: That's how he hyptonizes people!
Faiku Owen: God...#
Faiku Owen: Look Jess! Try to remember! YOU don't have to strip for that geeky little wanker!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I WAS NEVER HYPNOTISED BEFOR O_O;
Faiku Owen: Would you strip for GM right now?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: depends.
Faiku Owen: On what?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I dunno
Faiku Owen: Your hypnotised. ;;
MuSaShI DaWg 69: are not.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
Faiku Owen: Are too.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: nope, never
Faiku Owen: *Clicks fingers*
Faiku Owen: Would you ever strip for GM?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS QUESTION >:o
Faiku Owen: But that was before I took Leo's advice and clicked my fingers. ;.;
Faiku Owen: Jess, your screwed.
Faiku Owen: I'm gonna have to kill you before you go any further and GM...
Faiku Owen: *Pulls trigger*
MuSaShI DaWg 69: *ducks*
Faiku Owen: *Kills Jess*
MuSaShI DaWg 69: *hums* :-)
Faiku Owen: *Swings dildo* You are feeling horny... VERY horny....
MuSaShI DaWg 69: my eyes are closed.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I'm dead, remember?
Faiku Owen: When you wake up you will not be brainwashed by GM.
Faiku Owen: *Wakes Jess up*
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I'm still dead
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
Faiku Owen: No your not, you hummed.
Faiku Owen: I only killed you for 2 seconds
MuSaShI DaWg 69: oh.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: right
MuSaShI DaWg 69: oh. ._.
Faiku Owen: Would you strip for GM?
MuSaShI DaWg 69: sure, why not.
Faiku Owen: AAH DAMN!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-)
Faiku Owen: *Clones Jess*
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-\
Faiku Owen: *Replaces brainwashed Jess with cloned Jess*
MuSaShI DaWg 69: :-(
Faiku Owen: *Drowns brainwashes Jess*
MuSaShI DaWg 69: ._.
Faiku Owen: Hi cloned Jess!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I AM NOT CLONED!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I AM BRAINWASHED
MuSaShI DaWg 69: O_O
Faiku Owen: No, brainwashed Jess dies tragically...
Faiku Owen: *Gives Jess a hot chocolate*
MuSaShI DaWg 69: nope.
MuSaShI DaWg 69: you killed the cloned Jess.
Faiku Owen: All this madness!
Faiku Owen: I'M GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!
MuSaShI DaWg 69: I like hot chocolate.
Faiku Owen: *Pulls trigger*
Faiku Owen: *Dies*

I've been out bikeing... I suck on my BMX. I also went swimming.... I suck at swimming.

My friend fell off his bike. He rode down a huge hill, jumped, and fell off his bike, doing a 360 turn in midair, before saying WOO HOO!

God I' m hot...

And join my ACCORDIAN BAND!

Nobody'll join my banjo band... Guess that idea's in the bin...

Anyway, my new fave thing is yellow yoshi's! Aaaaaw, aren't they cute?

Thought of the day
If only I had a pet dingo...

Nike's fell asleep on me. Boring hamster.

Faiku Owen: Would you pose naked for $100?
konidias: depends
konidias: on who i was posing for =D

Eew, Jess' cousin Stanley is being sick. Get it on Stanley! Get in there my son! Get in there!

Sorry. I couldn't help it. DratiRaindrop07: she's a hamster. *thinks of hamster meat* O___O

God I'm bawed. I'm gonna play with Stanley. *Plays with Stanley* *Kicks Stanley* *Stanley goes flying over fence* ! Yay!

I am at school learning my ABC's...
You got that? Good. I need lots and lots of edumacation!
Because if you saw me on the street, you would say, "Oh my God, she is soooo stupid! She needs to learn her ABC's! Her edumacation is TERRIBLE!"
So...SHOO!

^ Boy that girl needs her edunacation. She can't evil spell edunacation!

~Gicky does yer porno mags

"Here, Jess, get yer tits out why dontcha?"

I'm gonna cry. Blogger screwed up my big blog. Yay! Old Buffy repeats are on! Boy, she looks so young. And so uuuuugly...

Boy I'm bored. And I have a strange need to say something. Fancy a shag Jess?

[~Screen shot of the day~]


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